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I'm Steve 'Kombat' Kramer. I'm an "award
winning"
photographer, Kung-Fu Master, expert swordsman, expert deep sea diver,
martial arts expert, Vietnam combat veteran, and an ex-smoker. And in
my spare time I like to beat my wife with my tripod! :o)
This is my
photo album.
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I
had to go down to the local police station because of <ahem> a problem with my tourist visa. This
photo (notice the shorts, and that I HAVEN'T removed my hat) shows you
the sort of respect that I have for the Thai police!
*farang_kii_nok.jpg
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Spot
the tosser!
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My
female students used to have mastabatory fantasies about me in class.
Have a look at this picture, and you'll see why!
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You'll
need to put on a pair of shades BEFORE you view this photo!
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Through
the forests, I wander...
*banana_head.jpg
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Real
Hard Nut!
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Steven
Indiana Kramer
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Here's
my wife Nobuko. I met her
via a lonely hearts add in a local magazine published in Japan called
Kansai Time Out. She
supports both of us by way of an apartment she owns in Osaka which she
rents out whilst we're living in Thailand, and a pension (she is a retired school teacher). Lucky me! *grin*
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Coneheads
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I'd
always dreamed of becoming a professional photographer and jungle
safari tour-guide. Thanks to my wife Nobuko, who had the necessary
finance, I
have now fulfilled my childhood dream!
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Here's a pic of me and Charles Manson.
But which one is me, and which one is Charlie?
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
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The elephant might have a bigger head,
but we all know who has the BIGGEST ego!
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Chiang Mai has had a hell of a problem
with lost tourists and stray dogs over the last few months. So when the
authorities here put out a call for help, I immediately went down to
the local volunteer tourist police office to sign up.
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Konstable Kramer...
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Indiana Jones... and Indiana Jones...
My hero Indiana 'carries' a whip and a gun. I 'carry' a volunteer
tourist
policeman's truncheon, an icepick and a tripod. Indiana is an
archeologist
and adventurer, I'm an "award winning" photographer, Kung-Fu
master, expert swordsman, expert deep sea diver, Martial Arts expert,
Fencing Master, and volunteer tourist policeman who likes to kick
ass....
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Babes of the Far East
If I can save up enough money I am going to have a sex change
operation. This will give you an idea of how I might look...
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Back to my HOME PAGE
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